Celebrity
person Jodie Marsh has stunned the world by announcing that she’d rather work
at a supermarket than appear on television’s The Only Way is Essex. We’ve not
been able to find out if this is because the supermarket pays more than TOWIE
or not, but we’re sure she’d be a hit on the deli-counter and have started filling
in an application form in her name. Fingers crossed Jodes!
Pop
singer Beyoncé Knowles has allowed cameras behind the scenes of an advert she’s
making for a popular fizzy drink. In the ad, Beyoncé does some dancing like she
did in some famous music videos she’s done but this time instead of promoting
her latest album she’s selling sugar water.
An
outraged fan we’ve made up said ‘I’m disappointed in Ms Knowles, you’d never
see her brother Nick hawking carbonated vegetable stock. He’s all about
responding to people’s DIY woes. If she’s really that desperate for cash Nick
could get her a few hours work as a plumber’s mate, fixing radiators and
whatever.’
And if
Beyoncé was worried about not being able to afford a gift for Miley Cyrus’s
wedding she can breathe easy for a bit. Miley has announced she and her fiancée
are postponing the big day, because they’re not ready yet. This should give
Beyonce, Harry Styles, Su Pollard and the rest of the celebrity world time to
save up for some vouchers or a nice set of table linen for the young couple.
We
weren’t actually able to contact Miley direct for a quote, so instead we asked
Stewart the psychic dog for his opinion. Touch your paws to his to find out more.
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