It’s the must see hit of the summer! Amazing! Five stars! A triumph! A sure-fire classic! It’s Teen Beach Movie and with any luck we’ll be quoted on the poster. It’s this year’s Saved by the Bell! It’s probably got all your favourite teen beach stars. This may or may not include Miley Cyrus, whose new single ‘We Can’t Stop’ is said to reference MDMA, which is a credit card company or something. Some people are said to be upset about the MDMA thing, probably because it could be seen to encourage teenagers to rely on credit.
If Miley is in Teen Beach Movie, she’s probably playing someone trying to consolidate her debts into one manageable loan but finds her credit score makes some lenders jumpy. It’s deeper than you think, I think, all about fiscal responsibility in a world where jobs for life are few and far between.
One of the few remaining long term jobs is being vacated as James Alexander Gordon retires after roughly 161 years of reading the classified football results. Luton Rovers 4 – Derby Athletic 1. I’m not sure who they’re going to get to replace him. Hamilton Pedagogicals 2 – Arbroath under 11s 3. They need some new blood, someone young (but not too young, early thirties should do it). S Club 7 – Jackson 5. I mean, if they asked … Police Academy 2 – Ghostbusters 2… I’d be delighted.
I just can’t do Saturdays.
Speaking of The Saturdays one of them was seen wearing a low cut dress this week. It was in the paper. You can probably find a picture on the internet as well. Mind you, in this weather you can even get away without wearing a vest. But for Gok’s sake, drink plenty of water and avoid sitting out in it for too long.
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