Celebrity news - Filth hound

Actor and friend of Madonna, Rupert Everett has got into a bit of bother for doing some swearing when he appeared on TV's Loose Women. We here at the celebrity news unit are disgusted and extremely disappointed that he would use foul language that could upset delicate daytime TV viewers. Did he not think that I could have accidentally recorded Loose Women, in all innocence, and then accidentally shown it to a child? The fiend.


Of course, I didn’t actually see the show and I’m  not exactly sure what he said, but I’m still outraged to even think that it could be something as horrifying as (*&^&$%$!”£! or !@#%$ or even $^*!#@. Whatever he said, he’s a foul mouthed filth-hound and should be banished from this fair isle until he can manage some verbal restraint.

Friends of professional pop singer Olly Murs may be swearing after suggestions that the nicest man in music is too famous to go on a lads’ holiday with them. The cruel devil on my shoulder suggests that this is just a £@(&!^> excuse and the real reason he's not going is because he's fed up of all the laddish activities such as er crazy golf or whatever. Which is a £#(&!^> shame really.

Olly may or may not be too famous for a jolly boys’ outing, but is he famous enough to have his own waxwork at Madame Tussauds? (He might be. I’ve not checked.) Someone who is famous enough is the lovely Adele, the lady what done the last James Bond theme song. Adele’s waxy effigy was unveiled this week but the actual pop star was nowhere to be seen. Wild rumours have it that she didn’t attend because she’s on a lads’ holiday with Olly Murs’ mates. A spokesperson for someone tried to quash these rumours saying ‘of course she £@(&!^> isn't. What are you some kind of £@(&!^> idiot?’


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