This month we’re celebrating the fifth anniversary of some mind shaking celebrity news. Cast your noggin back to 2008 and the revelation by TV’s Judith Chalmers that, while filming her holiday show, she never wore knickers. The announcement forced millions of viewers to reconsider the question ‘Wish you were here?’, with many deciding they were probably safer at home.
To mark the occasion Judith and other brilliantly bronzed celebs, including David Dickinson and Tom Daley, will take part in a series of spectacular sporting events, including a special runny race to be known as the walnut dash.
And young Tom Daley’s got even more reason to celebrate than just the knowledge that Judith Chalmers has enjoyed a light breeze in more places than most.
The buff diver has had his last day of school this week, sitting his final A-level exam. Sources say the Olympian is now planning to make a proper career in television, following the unbridled success of Splash -the celebrity diving show.
My contacts in the hidden realm, beyond the forbidden forest and just off of the enchanted valley, say the aquatic acrobat will likely combine the passions of his mahogany mentors. So prepare to witness the boy wonder burst onto your box with Tom Daley’s Up Your Hatch. It’s a totally original concept in which Tom Daley goes through your loft hatch to find antiques to sell, so you can fund a holiday. It's the perfect mix of the antiques dealing of Dickinson and the travel talents of Chalmers, all in a super tanned package. Watch out for Tom lurking in your loft, eyeing up your heirlooms and looking on as you flog your trinkets.
In other holiday news, Harry Styles' mum has been on the twitter to deny that her One Direction son paid for her recent honeymoon. 'What a load of old twaddle!' she wrote. 'These 'sources' tell big fibs!'
My sources in the spirit world agree and assure me they're not fibbing when they say that Harry's mum had a spot of help with the funds from Tom Daley. One unnamed source said, 'Tom had a rummage in Harry's mum's eaves and was delighted to pull out a couple of gems. After that, he was more than happy to lend a hand.'
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