This maverick move has been welcomed by newspapers because it gives them the excuse to print some naughty pictures. One fake reporter told us "don't creep up on me like that when I'm on the computer I could be working on something private" and then added "don't tell my mum will you?"
Lady Gaga's lead is not being followed by everyone though. Bucks Fizz bombshell Cheryl Baker has disappointed or delighted fans by announcing she won't be stripping off to save some tigers. The eurovision pop legend is keeping her kit firmly on in spite of promoting the forthcoming Streak for Tigers event at London Zoo. The zoo is looking for volunteers to streak starkers around the zoo on Saturday 15 August to raise a bit of money along with 'the profile of the drastic work that needs to be done in order to save the Sumatran Tiger', of which there are only 300 left in the wild. A spokestiger has said, "if Cheryl wants to keep covered that's fine. We're just glad for the shout out from a showbiz legend and if it encourages more people to air their wobblies and raise some cash for a good cause, we're all for it. Good on ya' Chel!"
The non -existent speaking tiger had nothing to say about One Direction's state of undress. One of them, the one that's not Harry styles has been photographed without his top on while on a balcony in Los Angeles. We're led to believe that this was a gratis glimpse and that no endangered animals were saved in the process. Rumours flying round my back garden are that there's a campaign to sponsor one direction to keep their shirts on for a bit. One fatigued garden gnome said "I just wish they'd give it a rest, what's wrong with wearing a cardigan or something?"
Sign up for the Streak for Tigers event here:
https://www.zsl.org/text-only/support-us/challenge-events/streak-for-tigers-thursday-15-august,2096,AR.html
The audio version of this sort of thing goes out every Friday morning on Erewash Sound.
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