And now on world of yeah the bloke in front of you in the queue explains the week in celebrity happenings...
It's alright duck, I've got me bag for life, not sure how long that'll be though...shoulda gi'n me a discount for light usage. Mind you, some of them famous folk'll be dead before me, rate they're going. If it's not drug tekkin' it's summat else. Did ya see watsherface? 'Er what used to be married to 'im from that thing? It's a ruddy disgrace. Can't say ought though, else they'll 'ave ya for health'n'safety.
That other one's no better. Ya can see her knickers most on the time. She's done a book an' all! You can see it in mobile library bold as brass. Like I said to 'er next door, I wouldn't read that muck if you paid me.
Them young'uns on the telly though. I can't mek owt what they on wi'. You don't know where half on em's been. Prob'ly got rabies or summat. I wun't let 'em near my dog, not if they start drooling or foaming at the mouth, no thank you.
What? £3.47? I've got the 47 here if that's any help. No it's no bother. I'm in no hurry. 14...28...36...43... I'm sure I had a couple more tuppences in here. I don't know. You'd better mek do wi' just a fiver else we'll be here all day.
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