Celebrity news - Mick Jagger's magic hair swagger

Are you stuck for a gift for someone? Then why not bid for a lock of Mick Jagger’s hair? The Rolling Stones frontman’s front curls are expected to fetch about £1,500 when they go up for auction next month. Sounds like an absolute bargain. Just think of all the things you could do with it, from starting your very own rock’n’roll hall of fame cloning programme to stuffing an extremely expensive pillow containing only celebrity hair. (Fingers crossed that Brian May’s trimmings come up for sale as well.)

Or perhaps you could get it as an unusual present to cheer up professional pop singer Olly Murs.

Olly recently took to the twitter to share this terrible news:

It's sad.. but basically 3 of my hangers broke today in my suitcase.. i'm actually proper gutted about it.. they were good ones!! #loser
— Olly Murs (@ollyofficial) June 17, 2013

How did his fans react? By trying to raise money for new hangers, or by just offering sympathy and understanding? No by desperate pleas for Olly to please, please, please follow them back or send them some sort of reply on twitter to authenticate their existence in his divine eyes.

Well kids I've got some inside news from a man in the know. (You know, that bloke who wanders around town furiously rewinding tapes on his personal stereo so he can listen to his favourite bit over and over again.) He reckons it's not even Olly doing the tweeting. It's actually 'J' from nineties boyband Five.J decided not to join his former bandmates on tour this year and is said to be concentrating on writing. What we didn't know till now was that he is ghostwriting Olly Murs's tweets. To what end we don't know, but our man with the Walkman is convinced that the smooth-headed J is saving up to bid on Mick Jagger’s hair.

J may have competition though in the form of The Voice judge and cat food manufacturer Will.IAMS. Mr IAMS has been saying things this week, like you know how about only 12 people bought the album by last year’s winner of The Voice? That’s the record label’s fault, that is. According to my sources in the cupboard, Mr IAMS has come up with an ingenious plan to shift more units. It all involves harnessing the power of Mick Jagger's magic hair swagger in a secret voodoo ritual. The hair will be mixed with Lady Gaga's fake fingernail, sold at auction earlier this month, and fed to last year's the Voice winner. Bonkers, you may cry, but when the sound of last year's winner chucking up a mixture of Jagger and Gaga clippings is released as a bonus track, you'll all be buying the album.

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